Your pet has been asking for this.
Upload a photo, choose a voice, and get a personalized roast built from your pet’s breed, pose, and suspicious little expression.
Free early access · No card required · Dogs, cats, and chaos welcome
Roast preview
“That face says ‘walkies’ while those paws say ‘absolutely not.’”
The founder promise
Funny enough to screenshot. Honest enough to trust.
Your pet drives the joke
Every roast responds to visible details—not a random one-liner with a name pasted in.
Playful, never vicious
Adjustable voices keep the heat entertaining and the target safely fictional.
Sharing stays free
The viral card is part of the core experience, not a surprise checkout screen.
From mugshot to punchline
Three moves. One public humiliation.
BarkBurn turns the tiny details in a pet photo into a roast that feels specific, then packages it for sharing.
The photo is the prompt.
Vision analysis catches breed cues, side-eye, outfits, posture, and background details. The roast starts with what is actually there.
Detected energy
Tiny landlord
Expression
Rent is overdue
Pick the heat
Choose a roast voice—from dry deadpan to full chaos—so the joke lands without becoming cruel.
Share the damage
Turn the best line into a branded image card built for group chats, stories, and rival-pet callouts.
Pricing
Start the beef for free.
The prototype is free during early access. Paid extras arrive only when they are ready to earn their keep.
Free
$0
For casual chaos and first roasts.
- A starter allowance of roasts
- Core roast voices
- Shareable BarkBurn cards
- Rival pet tagging
Unlimited
Coming soon$4.99/mo
For multi-pet households and repeat offenders.
- Unlimited roasts
- Extra voices and personas
- Saved roast history
- Breed and rival packs
Before you unleash it
Questions from responsible pet parents
Your camera roll knows who deserves it
Let’s see what your pet is hiding.
Join BarkBurn early access and turn one suspicious photo into a roast worth sending to the entire group chat.